Early MAS

While walking in a deep state city with friends, we were passed by a group of boys in an SUV. The guys looked at the people on the sidewalk, and one of them hooted and high-fived out the window. Then he fell back, blushing, while his friends pounded him on the back and the car drove away.

I realized, in that moment, that I had witnessed a test of the early Mammary Alert System. If I had been 90, the reaction would have been the same. [sigh Congratulations kid. You’ve demonstrated to your friends that you’re a red blooded American. Guess you can check that box and stop worrying that your friends will think you don’t like girls.]

It was funny, sad, and over the top.


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